George Bush, Jacques René Chirac, and Hamed Karzia the president of Afghanistan die and they all go to hell. The devil sees their faces and asks: 'why are you so depressed?' Bush says 'I left USA so fast, I did not have time to kiss my family and say good bye, I wish I could call home in Texas. The devil gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks with his family. Bus gives a couple of instructions to Condoleza Rice... When he's finished, the devil asks for 2 million USD, Bush says: 'What? 2 million bucks? I only spoke for 10 minutes that's insane'. The devil answers 'but you are in hell man, that's some distance call!' Chirac then tells the devil: if Bush could call the USA, I want to call France! And so he did. When he is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac is shocked: 'what? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?', 'well you call from hell...' answers the devil. Finally Karzai asks for the telephone to call Afghanista...
sporadic thoughts and reflections of an anthropology phd student